Amex vs Discover: Personalized Service - where the only thing more personal is your debt.
Are you tired of credit cards that treat you like a robot? Do you crave a financial institution that speaks your language, or at least, your name? Look no further than Amex vs Discover, where our team of highly trained monkeys will tailor a payment experience that's as unique as you are (except on Tuesdays, when we're short-staffed).
Click to learn about our team of trained monkeys, or to discover the features that make us the best in the business.
Or, if you're just feeling extra special, you can try our Special Perks for Superstars program - where we'll treat you like royalty, except when the CEO's kid's birthday party is scheduled for the same day.
Don't believe us? Check out what our users have to say about our service.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Experimental Features, where we push the boundaries of what a credit card can do (like turn into a toaster, or play fetch).
But wait, there's more! Our About Us section will tell you everything you need to know (or don't need to know, we won't judge).