Ancient Egyptian Tech Support
For all your mystical and mundane technological needs in Ancient Egypt.
Pharaohs and Protocols
Sphinx and Bugfixes
Our Services:
- Pyroclastic Insulation for your palace walls
- Customized papyrus-based password recovery systems
- Exorcisms for possessed computer mice
Testimonials:
- "The hieroglyphics were a game-changer for my tomb's Wi-Fi setup." - Khufu
- "I was skeptical at first, but the scarab-beetle solution really saved my kingdom from those pesky bed bugs." - Ahmose