The Nothingness Table: A Furniture Piece That's Just Not There

Behold, the pièce de résistance of the art world: the table that defies the laws of physics and good taste. This table is not just any table, it's a table that isn't there, and yet, it's still taking up space and occupying your thoughts.

Key Features:

• Absence of presence: Our table's absence is so profound, you'll question whether or not it's even in the room.
• Non-existent materials: Crafted from the finest non-materials, sourced from the most obscure dimensions.
• Unremarkable shape: A rectangle, but not just any rectangle. A rectangle that's not really there at all.

Acknowledge the Void

"The Nothingness Table is a bold, subversive statement piece that challenges our perceptions of existence and the nature of reality," said noted art critic, Reginald P. Bottomsworth.

Read the artist's statement Technical specifications

*Please note that the table's absence is not a defect, but a design choice. Any complaints or requests for a refund will be met with confusion and silence.

Related Works:

• The Nothingness Chair: Where is it going?
• The Nothingness Bed: Where did I put my keys?

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*Please be patient, the artist is currently not there.