ProcrastinationIsMyLoveLanguage-ChapterOne-WhyProcrastinationIsMyLove

As I sit here, staring blankly at this screen, I am reminded of the wise words of my grandfather, the great philosopher, Balthazar McSnazz: "Procrastination is my love language."

It's true. I've spent years perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing. My family and friends have long given up on me, and my significant other has even taken to just leaving a trail of breadcrumbs leading out the door, in the hopes that I'll follow.

But it's not that I'm lazy, no, no, no. I'm just... focused. Focused on the art of doing as little as possible. Focused on the thrill of the unknown, the rush of the unfulfilled deadline.

Read Chapter Two: The Art of the To-Do List Read Chapter Three: The Joy of the Pomodoro Timer Read Chapter Four: The Procrastinator's Guide to Productivity