Debugging My Life: A Guide to Optimal Reluctance

Are you tired of living a life that's too organized, too structured, or too productive?

Well, welcome to the Procrastination Is My Love Language club, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form.

Here's the thing: life is short, but our attention span is shorter. That's why we've curated this comprehensive guide to help you master the ancient art of procrastination.

Step 1: Identify Your Procrastination Style

Do you:

• Get lost in YouTube cat videos?
• Spent hours playing video games?
• Read Wikipedia articles on obscure topics?
• Make excuses to your boss, family, or therapist?

Then, congratulations! You're a Procrastination Master.

Step 2: Set Your Procrastination Goals

What's the one thing you've been putting off for weeks/months/years?

Is it:

• Cleaning the garage?
• Learning a new language?
• Starting that novel?
• Mastering the art of making a decent omelette?

Set your sights on one thing. Just one. And let the world wait.

Step 3: Create a Procrastination-Friendly Environment

Clear your desk of any clutter. Turn off notifications. Put on a nice, soothing background noise.

Or, you know, just leave it all as is. We won't judge you.

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