About the Author, or, The Unproductive Genius

Meet Jane, the queen of doing nothing

She spends her days perfecting the art of procrastination, fueled by copious amounts of caffeine, video games, and Netflix binge-watching.

Her magnum opus? A 500-page essay on the societal implications of cat memes, which she's been writing since 2018.

When not busy reorganizing her sock drawer or folding laundry, she's usually found in the local coffee shop, sipping on a venti half-caf, half-decaf iced mocha, and complaining about the meaninglessness of existence.

Follow her adventures in inaction at More of the Same, Because That's What I Do or Procrastination Is My Love Language for more of the same old, same old, same same.