My Secret Identity: Procrastinator Extraordinaire
For years, people have been trying to tell me that I'm lazy. That I'm not motivated. That I'm wasting my life away on YouTube videos and video games.
But let them tell it to my face: I am the Master of Procrastination. The Sultan of Scheduling. The Emperor of Excuses.
My superpower is the ability to turn any task, no matter how mundane or daunting, into a never-ending series of distractions and diversions.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out my Procrastination Gym for yourself.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility... to procrastinate.