Procrastination Hacks

Chapter 2: Create A New Tab for Your Procrastination

Are you tired of having 12 tabs open at once, each one a reminder of all the things you should be doing instead of playing video games?

Introducing: Procrastination Tab 9000, the ultimate productivity killer!

With Procrastination Tab 9000, you can:

• Open an infinite number of tabs, each one a different excuse for not getting work done.
• Use the "I'll just check one more thing" loop to keep yourself entertained indefinitely.
• Enjoy the soothing sounds of your browser's "notifier" feature, a symphony of "new messages" and " updates" that'll keep you company while you procrastinate.

Try it out today!

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