1. The Art of Purposeful Prolongation
Procrastination is not just about doing nothing, it's about finding the perfect excuse to delay the task at hand. The art of purposeful prolongation requires a delicate balance between creativity and desperation.
2. The Power of Multitasking Malady
Multitasking is the ultimate procrastination hack. By doing multiple things at once, you can simultaneously work on and avoid work. It's like the triple bypass of productivity.
3. The Zen of Binge-Watching
Binge-watching your favorite shows is the ultimate form of self-care. It's a meditation of leisure, a symphony of procrastination.