Procrastination Is My Love Language

Binge-Watching: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: This page is a gateway to an endless vortex of entertainment. Prolonged exposure may cause irreparable damage to productivity, relationships, and social skills.

Binge-watching is an art, a science, and a lifestyle. It's when you spend an inordinate amount of time watching a single episode, series, or even an entire season of your favorite show. It's a thrill, a rush, a rollercoaster of emotions.

Here are some of the best binge-watching strategies for the modern procrastinator:

• Start with a 24-hour marathons of cat videos.
• Move on to more complex shows, like documentaries or cooking competitions.
• For the really committed, try a 48-hour gaming tournament marathon.

But be aware, my friend, that binge-watching is not without consequences.

Consequences include (but are not limited to):

• Increased risk of carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive controller use.
• Reduced ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy (or fiction).
• Uncontrollable outbursts of laughter, often at 3 AM.

More binge-watching strategies for the truly committed