Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What's the difference between "I'll be right back" and "Call her back later"?
It's like the difference between "I'll just be a minute" and "I'll never come back". One's a gentle fib, the other's a promise you'll probably break.
Q: But isn't procrastination just a form of laziness?
No way, it's a lifestyle choice. Think of it as extreme productivity, but with more Netflix, and less productivity.
Q: Can I really call her back later?
Ha! No. You'llประก probably just end up playing another round of "just five more minutes" on your favorite video game.