Squirrel Mode Survival Guide

Chapter 1: Identifying the Squirrel Mode

Squirrel Mode is a state of being completely absorbed into a never-ending loop of cat videos, memes, and Wikipedia articles about 80s pop culture.

Symptoms of Squirrel Mode include:

• Excessive scrolling through social media
• Spending 4 hours watching cat videos
• Forgetting to eat, sleep, or shower
• Making excuses for not doing actual work

Chapter 2: Escaping the Squirrel Mode

If you find yourself trapped in Squirrel Mode, follow these steps to break free:

1. Set an alarm clock
2. Take a cold shower
3. Engage in actual productivity (but not too much)
4. Call a friend to talk about your feelings (or a therapist, we won't judge)

Chapter 3: Living in Harmony with Squirrel Mode

But let's be real, Squirrel Mode can be liberating! Embrace it, and learn to find balance with your other responsibilities.

To live in harmony with Squirrel Mode, try these tips:

• Create a Squirrel Mode schedule: set aside time for cat videos and memes, but also make time for actual work and self-care
• Find a Squirrel Mode buddy: join a online community or find a friend who shares your love for all things absurd
• Learn to recognize and honor your Squirrel Mode triggers: know when you need to take a break and when you need to focus

Next Chapter: Badges of Procrastination