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Stage 4: The Blame-ific Shifters

In this stage, you're a master of the ancient art of deflecting responsibility.

You've mastered the art of pointing fingers and dodging accountability.

You've even mastered the art of convincing yourself that you're not procrastinating, but merely 'redirecting your energies' to more 'pressing' tasks (like your favorite video game).

But beware: for in this stage, you're also prone to blaming your cat for your mistakes, and your dog for your successes.

But if you can manage not to get too carried away, you can transition to Stage 5: The Creative Procrastinator.

Or, if you'd rather stick to blaming others: you can always go back to Stage 3: The Accusatory.

Or, if you'd rather just give up entirely: you can just head on over to Stage 6: The Sudden-Death.

Or, if you'd rather just take a nap: you can always go back to Stage 1: The Initial Denial.

But don't say we didn't warn you...