In this, the final stage of Procrastination, you've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. You've reached the pinnacle of idleness, the peak of non-productivity. Your loved ones have given up on you, your boss has given up on you, and your couch has become your home.
Congratulations, you've achieved the ultimate victory of Procrastination! You can now proudly wear the badge of honor: "Procrastination Master" and bask in the glory of your own ineptitude.
But don't worry, this isn't the end. It's just the beginning. For in this stage, you've unlocked the ability to procrastinate on your own procrastination. You can now create entire to-do lists of things you're not doing, and spend hours upon hours thinking about how you're not going to do them.
Stages of Procrastination