Q: I'm a procrastinator, but I don't really know what that means.
A: It means you're doing this. And also, apparently, reading this FAQ.
A: Procrastinators are individuals who have mastered the art of doing as little as possible while still managing to appear productive. They have a Ph.D. in doing absolutely nothing, and their expertise lies in the fields of:
- The art of making excuses
- The science of finding creative ways to avoid doing things
- The philosophy of 'just 5 more minutes'
Side effects of Procrastination
- Increased risk of missing deadlines
- Reduced productivity
- Increased risk of getting fired/evicted/abandoned by loved ones