ARTICLE 1099 - MORE IS NOT ENOUGH

Or, Why We're Still Not Done

As if 998 was just the beginning of the end.

We're still here, still talking, still typing away in our cramped, dimly lit offices.

And for what? So we can say "more" a few more times? So we can add a few more pixels to the screen?

No, no, no. We're not just going to rest on our laurels. We're going to add a few more features, a few more bugs, and a few more existential crises.

Because, honestly, 1099 just isn't enough.