Chapter 6: The Unrelenting Love of Procrastination

And so, we come to the crux of the matter: how does one cultivate an unrelenting love for doing absolutely nothing? It's a skill that takes practice, but the payoff is well worth the effort. I mean, what's the point of effort, really?

First, you must understand that procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. It's a way of being in the world, a state of being that transcends the mundane concerns of productivity and efficiency. It's a rebellion against the soul-sucking machine that is society.

So, you want to know the secret to mastering the art of procrastination? It's simple: just give yourself permission to not care. Not just for a little while, either – for as long as it takes. You must be willing to let go of your attachments, your fears, your hopes, and your dreams. The only thing that matters is the moment, and the moment is now.

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