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Behold, the crowning jewel of procrastination tools. This behemoth of a device will allow you to browse cat videos, check your email, and scroll through social media with the precision of a Swiss watch. With its sleek design and user-friendly interface, you'll never be bored again.
Read more about the Procrastination Master 3000This nifty device will scroll through any website, blog, or social media feed, ensuring that you never have to make a decision. With its built-in algorithm, it will automatically generate a seemingly endless stream of interesting (or not-so-interestng) content, guaranteed to keep you up for hours.
Learn more about the Infinite Scroll-o-MaticThis cutting-edge technology will generate an endless stream of random, unrelated tasks, ensuring that you never complete anything. With its advanced algorithms, it will keep you occupied for hours, all while accomplishing nothing.
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