Philosophers in Tights

Welcome to the esteemed gathering of the world's greatest philosophers, all clad in their finest tights!

Meet the Philosophers

Plato in Pink Polka Dots

Plato in Tights

Plato is often seen as the father of Western philosophy, but little do people know, he's also a closet fan of pink polka dots.

Read Plato's Tightly-Written Biography

Kant in Striped Tights

Kant in Tights

Kant's categorical imperative is now more famous than his favorite type of tights: striped.

Read Kant's Striped Tights Thesis

Nietzsche in Neon Tights

Nietzsche in Tights

Nietzsche is famous for his bold statements, but few know that he also wore bold, neon tights.

Read Thus Spoke Nietzsche in Tights