It's been 5 minutes and 23 seconds since I started writing this.
In a shocking turn of events, QuantumBaconyMcBaconface has discovered the secret to time travel. Using his patented BaconyMcBaconface Theory, he's been smashing the space time loop with ease.
But at what cost? His hair has been getting progressively more ridiculous, and his love life is in shambles.
Stay tuned for more updates on QuantumBaconyMcBaconface's adventures in time.