Welcome to the Novikov Paradox, where Tuesdays are infinite and time is a joke.
Or at least, that's what we're told.
According to some theoretical physicist, the Novikov Paradox states that any event that happens on a Tuesday is impossible to predict, but inevitable.
This is because, on Tuesdays, the fabric of time is woven from the threads of confusion and despair.
Don't believe us? Try to predict the lottery numbers for this week's Tuesday drawing. We dare you.
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