As I sat in my kitchen, surrounded by the remnants of a failed dinner plan, I couldn't help but wonder: how did avocados become the ultimate symbol of millennial excess?
It's not just the $7 for two avos, no, it's the $12 for a single, organic, locally-sourced, hand-massaged avo that really gets my goat.
Read on for more on Avocado Protein Powder, the ultimate scam. Or, if you're feeling optimistic, maybe we can just grow our own.