We're not saying the avocado toast revolution was over, but it's definitely over. The avocado's been replaced with a more sustainable, equally trendy option: Bulletproof Granola. That's right, folks. It's like avocado toast, but without the carbon footprint of those precious, water-guzzling avocados.

But don't just take our word for it! The evidence is clear: GranolaIsBetterThanAvocadoStats proves it's the superior choice.

Join the movement. Switch to granola. Your taste buds and the planet will thank you.