Checkout Lane of Doom: A Place of Desperation and Frustration

Where the lines are long, the prices are high, and your hopes are dashed.

Welcome, poor soul, to the Checkout Lane of Doom. Where the cashier is a sadistic overlord, and the checkout lines are an exercise in endurance.

Here, you'll experience the thrill of waiting in line for 30 minutes for a 5-minute transaction. The excitement of having your credit card declined 3 times because the system is "processing." And the joy of being told to "just go online" by a cashier who has clearly never used the internet in her life.

Why Isn't the Cashier Smiling?

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