Here, we celebrate the subtle art of giving compliments that are so backhanded, you can't even tell if you're being complimented or insulted.
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Disclaimer: Backhanded compliments may cause temporary confusion, long-term damage to self-esteem, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent scarring.