I just tried to order a latte at the local coffee shop and they told me it was going to be $15. FIFTEEN DOLLARS! For something that's basically just a glorified glass of water with some milk in it. I demand a refund, or at least a side of bacon with that.
A Rant
The prices of overpriced beverages are getting out of hand! First, it was just coffee shops, now it's restaurants, now it's even your friendly neighborhood convenience stores! They're all just gouging us, milking the system, and making a mockery of the very concept of "value" itself.
I mean, what's next? Charging us for the air we breathe? For the dirt on the sidewalk? For the very fabric of reality itself? It's a slippery slope, folks, and I'm not afraid to say it.
So, here's the deal. I'm not paying $15 for a cup of coffee. I'll just go to the nearest dumpster behind the coffee shop and get a free one.
Read my plan for world domination, which involves a lot of free coffee Join the revolution: Demand free beverages for all!