It all started on a typical Tuesday afternoon, when I realized that the vending machine in the break room had been pilfered of its Cheetos. I mean, seriously, who does this to us? The thought of those crunchy, cheesy, finger-licking good Cheetos being devoured by some heartless thief is enough to make one weep.
As I frantically scanned the area, I noticed that the vending machine was left in a state of utter disarray. The once pristine facade now sported a few dents, a mangled wrapper, and what looked suspiciously like a faint trail of cheese dust leading to the CEO's office.
I approached the CEO, a man known for his questionable leadership skills and love of all things crunchy, and demanded to know the truth. His response? "Oh, uh, I must have, uh, 'acquired' the Cheetos for, uh, company research purposes." Acquired? Research purposes? Research purposes, indeed.
CEO on TrialIt's a travesty, folks. A travesty, I tell you!
The Cheetos UndergroundStay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Justice For Cheetos