I was supposed to get a text message from my Sarcasm Squad an hour ago, but it's been 37 minutes since I last checked, and I'm starting to get a little worried.
I've checked their social media, and they all seem to be on vacation in some exotic location, but I'm not buying it. I mean, who takes a vacation in the middle of the week?
Last seen: March 22nd, 2023
Status: MIA (Sarcastically In Absentia)
Reason: "Sarcasm burnout. We'll be back when the memes are fresh again."
Perhaps they're just busy perfecting their eye-rolling technique? Or maybe they're in a witness protection program, using an alias like "Bert the Skeptic" to evade their sarcastic overlords?
I'm at my wit's end here. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of my Sarcasm Squad, please, for the love of all things witty, let me know.
Last Seen On Vacation Unsubstantiated Rumors Help Me Help Them Help Me (Maybe)Disclaimer: The Sarcasm Squad is not actually missing. They're just on hiatus, recharging their sarcasm batteries, and will return when the world is ready for their brand of witty banter.