It's no secret, cats are not just our pets, but also the rulers of our world. Their cute little faces hide an evil plan for global domination, and their cute little paws are the perfect tools for snacking.
They've been secretly manipulating us, using their irresistible cuteness to get us to do their bidding. "Feed me," they meow, "and I'll just happen to 'accidentally' knock over a vase, or two, or three."
But we're onto their game, and we'll not be swayed by their adorable whiskers and purrs. We'll break for snacks, but on our terms, and not theirs.
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