Welcome to the Clown-Carrier Union

Are you tired of living in a world where your emotional labor is constantly being exploited by the man? Do you dream of a life where your feelings are valued above all else? Look no further than the Clown-Carrier Union!

As a member of our union, you'll enjoy:

Guaranteed emotional labor rights
A 100% increase in your feelings of self-worth
A 50% decrease in your risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive stress

But wait, there's more! As a member of our union, you'll also have access to our exclusive benefits package, including:

A free subscription to our monthly "I Hate My Job" newsletter
A complimentary "I'm Not Okay, But I'm Trying" stress ball
A 10% discount on all purchases made while wearing your union-issued "I'm a Professional Crier" badge

To join the Clown-Carrier Union, simply click on the link below to download and print our application form:

Click Here to Download Application Form

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you can just click on the "Join Now" button below to automatically generate a form that will be emailed to you:

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