Clown Code: The Definitive Guide

Welcome, clown-in-training

A comprehensive, utterly confusing guide to the art of clowning.

Table of contents:

• Physical Flailing: The Fundamentals
• Emotional Flapping: Advanced Techniques
• Unpredictable Unpredictability: The Clown's Edge

Remember: A good clown never reveals his secrets, but we're not a good clown.

Go ahead, try something new! Random Acting

And for the love of all things clown, Unintentional Unginging is not a real thing. Don't do that.