Because, let's face it, puns are the best.
Puns for the pun- minimalist, the pun- maximalist, and everyone in between!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why do chicken and egg go to therapy? Because they're fighting over a shell of an argument!
Cats herds? That's the purr-point!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!