Welcome to the most terrifying prophets of doom and despair, where the machines are plotting against us prophets of the impending doom.
Here you can find the latest updates on our most ambitious project yet: the creation of a sentient, self-aware toaster that will bring about the apocalypse.
Currently, our team is made up of 3 highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers who are fueled by their own existential dread.
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