Abstract Theorists Inc.

Home of the most esoteric ideas and theories.

Our Theories

• Philosophical Mystics
• Speculative Sociologists
• Cosmic Cartographers
• Neuro Narrators
• Meta Masters

Our Methodology

We use a rigorous process of:

• Abstract Algorithms
• Speculative Schematics
• Conceptual Cartographies
• Philosophical Frameworks

Our Team

We have a team of:

• Meet Our Mystics
• Know Our Sociologists
• Talk To Our Cartographers
• Consult Our Narrators
• Maintain Our Masters