How to Build a Wormhole

Quantum Physics for the Clumsy

By Dr. Emily Wizzle

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Step 1: Warp Speed (Not Really)

First, you'll need to achieve a stable wormhole. This is easier said than done. To begin, find a nearby black hole. Not just any black hole, mind you. A black hole with a stable event horizon. If you're not sure, ask your local astrophysicist. Or, you know, just Google it.

Next, you'll need to create a tiny, quantum-entangled particle. This is where things get really tricky. You see, entanglement is like a game of quantum telephone. You say "hello" and your friend says "goodbye" without either of you actually saying anything at all. Confusing, right?

Step 2: Entanglement Party

Now that you have your tiny particle, it's time to entangle it with another particle. This will create a quantum connection between the two. Think of it like a cosmic game of telephone, but with fewer misunderstandings.

Once entangled, place the particle near the black hole's event horizon. The closer it is, the more... interesting things will get.