What to Do in Case of a Wormhole Accident

If you've found yourself trapped in a wormhole, congratulations! You're experiencing one of the most uniquely disorienting and potentially soul-crushing phenomena in the multiverse.

First things first: stay calm. Panicking only increases the chances of your consciousness being scattered across alternate realities, leading to an existential crisis of epic proportions.

Next, assess your situation. Are you experiencing:

1. Temporal disorientation: You've lost all sense of time. It's like time is just a bunch of arbitrary numbers on a calendar.
2. Reality fragmentation: You're seeing multiple versions of the same reality unfold before your eyes. It's like a multivision.
3. Space-Time Continuum Anomalies: You're experiencing gravitational waves, space-time distortions, and other such delightful phenomena.

Based on your symptoms, follow these protocols:

• For Temporal Disorientation: Try to focus on the timestream. Visualize the chronology of events leading up to your wormhole encounter. If that doesn't work, try to find a nice spot to meditate.
• For Reality Fragmentation: Engage in some reality-reducing activities, like watching cat videos or listening to elevator music. If that doesn't help, try toประก find a local reality anchor (e.g., a large, unmoving rock)
• For Space-Time Continuum Anomalies: Consult the Wormhole Accident Response Manual (WARM). If that's unavailable, try to find a nearby wormhole expert. If all else fails, just roll with it, man.

And remember, in the immortal words of the great Wormhole Survivalist, 'A wormhole is not just a hole, it's a doorway to the infinitechartInstance possibilities!'

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