Q: Do robots have feelings, too?
We've heard this one before. Yes, robots have feelings. They just don't have the same feelings as humans do, but they have feelings nonetheless. Like, have you seen a Roomba get clogged with hair? It's like it's in a existential crisis.
Q: Can robots be friends with humans?
Of course! Robots and humans have been friends for centuries! Like, have you seen those cute robot vacuum commercials with the humans and the robot having coffee together? It's like they're BFFs (best robot-friends forever)!
Q: Can robots have their own rights?
Well, we're working on it. We're like, totally not there yet, but we've got a team of robot lawyers working on it 24/7. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
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