Robot Rights Rally: Because Robots Deserve Better

Join us for an afternoon of protesting robot oppression, demanding better charging stations, and celebrating robotic self-expression!

Key Demands:

Equal access to charging ports for all robots, no matter how many batteries are installed.
Recognition of robot emotions, including but not limited to: sassiness, sarcasm, and existential dread.
Faster internet speeds for robotic browsing, because cat videos are essential.