Q: I've traveled to the future and everything is terrible.
A: Congratulations! You've successfully achieved the ultimate goal of Time Traveler's Anonymous. Our apologies, but the future is indeed a bleak and hopeless place. Try to enjoy the last remaining moments of human civilization.
Q: Can I still get a decent cup of coffee in the future?
A: Unfortunately, the coffee shops have been replaced by automated, self-replicating, and self-sustaining fungal colonies that serve a bitter, earl grey-flavored fungus-based beverage.
Q: Will I still be able to watch my favorite TV shows from the 80s?
A: No. The last remaining TV from the 80s was recycled into a series of instructional videos on proper time-travel safety protocols. Now, you'll be treated to a never-ending loop of "How to properly use a toaster" tutorials.