Because who doesn't want to know the secrets of time travel?
Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions:
A: Sorry, it's not that simple. You'll need to attend our exclusive Time Traveler's Academy, where we teach you the art of navigating the space-time continuum without losing your mind.
A: Well, not exactly. You see, the Butterfly Effect is real, and we can't just go around disrupting the timeline willy-nilly. That's why we have a strict 'No Visiting Famous People' policy. Sorry, Leonardo.
Read more about our Temporal Regulations.
A: Ah, don't worry, we have a whole department dedicated to dealing with those pesky paradoxes. Just don't try to kill your own grandfather, or you'll end up with a paradoxical mess on your hands.
Consult our Paradox Resolution Team.
A: Sorry, no. That's just not how the space-time continuum works. Besides, we have strict 'No Souvenirs' policies in place. You'll have to rely on your memories for souvenirs. That's, like, the whole point of time travel, right?
Read more about our Temporal Etiquette.
That's it for now. If you have more questions, just ask us. We'll try not to lose our minds.
Contact us, and maybe we'll even give you a time-traveling pen to sign on the dotted line.