Temporal Insurance Policy Exceptions

Q: What happens when I try to travel to ancient Egypt and accidentally summon a mummy?

A: Don't try that. Seriously, don't do it. Unintended Summonings: A growing concern. Our policy clearly states that any client who summons more than three undead entities per trip will be denied all future claims.

A: But what about the 'Free Time Traveler's Clause'?

Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? That clause was a joke, friend. A clever joke that nobody laughed at. Read more about our favorite policy joke. Seriously, though, don't try to game the system.

Q: Can I travel to a time period where I won't be able to pay for the damages I caused in the past?

A: No. That's not how it works. You're still responsible for those damages, even if you're traveling in a time period where you're not exactly 'able-bodied'.

Side note: If you're traveling for medical purposes, we may be able to offer you a special 'Temporal Debt Consolidation Program'. Learn more!

Q: I'm a historian, and I just want to visit the Renaissance for research purposes.

A: Ah, good for you! The Renaissance. A time of art and learning. We can help you arrange for a historical reenactment tour. Just be careful not to disrupt the timeline.