The Code Czar's Edict 1: Procrastination is Not Allowed
By the power vested in me, I, the Code Czar, hereby decree that all forms of procrastination shall be abolished from the land.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Loss of all privileges to use the coffee machine
- Forced viewing of elevator music during meetings
- Reassignment to the 'Tortoise' team, where productivity is a distant memory
Read Edict 2: The Code Czar's Decree on Meetings and Meetings and More Meetings
See the Code Czar's Rules for more edifying edicts
May his wisdom guide you.