It was supposed to be a routine Tuesday, but instead, our team's incompetence had other plans. After accidentally supergluing their shoes to the floor during the 8am meeting, things only went downhill from there.
First, our CEO's toupee caught on fire, then our intern's cat somehow gained sentience and began demanding better working conditions.
But the real kicker was when our team's attempts to fix the copier resulted in a 4-hour-long game of 'dodge the stapler'.
Stay tuned for more exciting developments in the ongoing saga of Episode 6: The Unpredictable Consequences of Our Unrelenting Mediocrity - Chapter 5.
Or, if you'd rather read about our team's tragic attempts to make coffee.