Contact Us via Fax: Because Who Needs Email, Anyway?

Please don't, though. That's just not efficient at all.

If you're dead set on faxing us, prophets of doom, please use the following number: 1-800-FAX-TOME">1-800-FAKE-FAX

Or, you know, you could just use the Email Us form. That's just a lot less painful.

P.S. Please don't fax us a map of your house, we don't want to see where you live.