Dr. Pete's Absurd Jokes: Cranky Jokes

A Collection of Jokes So Bad, They'll Make Your Face Turn Red

Why did the chicken and the egg go to the doctor?

Because the chicken was cracking under the pressure, and the egg was worried it had a fowl temper!

I told my wife she was a bad joke.

She didn't laugh, I'm not sure if she's a good joke or what.

What do you call a group of crows taking a nap?

A murder of crows, but also a murder of sleep!