The Infinite ToDo List

A List So Endless, It's a Joke

Welcome to the infinite list of tasks that you'll never finish.

Because you're a glutton for punishment, you've opted into a never-ending cycle of productivity.

Procrastination Station: Where the only thing you'll get done is a load of laundry

Current Tasks:

• Write the Great American Novel
• Invent a time machine to go back and prevent yourself from signing up for this
• Perfect the art of making excuses for why you still haven't done anything
• Learn to levitate your productivity
• Discover the secret to folding a perfect origami crane while watching cat videos
• Call your mom and tell her you love her, but only after checking 12 more social media sites

Procrastinate some more!

You get the idea, right?

Don't worry, it's all just a joke! Or is it?