Quantum Puns 5: Because Schrödinger's Cat Laughs

Warning: The following puns are so bad, they're in a superposition of being funny and not funny at all.

1. Why did the quantum mechanic break up with his girlfriend? Because he was in a superposition of love and hate.

2. Why did the Schrödinger's cat join a band? Because it was a purr-cussionist in a state of uncertainty.

3. What did the quantum physicist say to the Schrödinger's cat? "You're in a mixed state of affairs."

Click here for more quantum puns, or don't, I'm not sure if you're in a superposition of reading and not reading.

Go back to Quantum Puns 4, where the humor is more certain than it is here.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, head to Quantum Puns 7, where the puns are as unpredictable as a cat in a box.