Welcome to the Cat Cafe where the very fabric of space-time is threatened by an infinite number of cat-related paradoxes.
You are experiencing the Cat Cafe in a parallel universe where cats rule supreme.
The barista here is a superintelligent cat who can predict your every move, but only after you've ordered your drink.
But be warned: the coffee here is Quantum Coffee, brewed to the point of infinite possibilities and certain destruction.
Would you like to place an order or escape while you still can?