DrPete's Absurd Jokes: Quantum Uncertainty - Infinite Loops

Where the punchline never ends...

Why did the Schrödinger's cat go to the party?

Because it was a party cat!

But wait, is it really going or not?

Oh, and by the way, is this joke funny or not?

Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found her wave function to be too complicated!

But did he really break up with her or was it just an experiment?

And what if he didn't really break up with her, but just collapsed her wave function?

What did the superposition say to the other superposition?

Nothing, because it was in a state of quantum flux!

Or maybe it said, "Hey, let's entangle and get out of here!"

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