Dr. Pete's Quantum Uncertainty Shop

Welcome, fellow quantum traveler! You're lost in the many-branching paths of the multiverse. Don't worry, we have just what you need.

Are you tired of making sense? Do you long for the thrill of uncertainty? Look no further than our selection of:

• Infinitemal Insurance - Because who needs probability, right?
• Quantum Jokes - Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're a quantum particle.
• Joke Bombs - For when you just can't contain the uncertainty.